𝗠𝗜𝗔𝗠𝗜 𝗩𝗦 𝗟𝗔 😎🏝️ 𝗟𝗔: $5M for a “vintage” home with cracks in the walls 🏚️ 2-hour traffic to go 8 miles 🚗 $22 green juice that tastes like regret 🥒 June Gloom, May Gray, and Fire Season 🔥 Everyone’s an actor, no one’s working 🎭 13% state income tax… for what, exactly? 𝗠𝗜𝗔𝗠𝗜: $5M = brand-new waterfront condo with valet, concierge, rooftop pool, and boat slip 🛥️ Real sunshine. Real palm trees. Real lifestyle ☀️ Cortadito in the morning, Cipriani by night 🍝 Yacht to brunch, w